Trump Press Conference Explained: “Mental Illness Bingo” | GSUSE


As promised, today I’ll answer your questions in the next ‘Fake Trump Press Conference!’ But first I have to present the REAL answers from the REAL Trump press conference – in what can only be described as ‘A Rough Guide to Mental Illness.’ As I’ve said before: in America we didn’t get the first female president. But we did get the first clearly mentally ill president. In fact watching a Donald Trump press conference is like a categorical display of any number of mental illnesses. And so – as a public service – I’ll now read some actual Trump quotes, in a segment I call: Thank you for your question. I know you just complimented me on not being anti-semitic. But “Quiet quiet quiet! You see, he lied. I hate the charge. I find it repulsive. I hate even the question. Okay folks, Number One, I am the least anti-semitic person you’ve ever met in your entire life. Number 2: racism. The least racist. So you should take that instead of getting up and asking a very insulting question like that. Just shows you, it just shows you about the press. But that’s the way the press is. I guess. That’s just the way it’s going to be. Okay.” “Next, I would like to answer your foreign policy question on Israel by saying… Well I just want to say that we are very honored by the victory that we had. 306 electoral college votes. We weren’t supposed to get the 220. You know that, right? There was no way to 221. But then they said there’s no way to 270. And there’s tremendous enthusiasm out there for me and for this presidency.” “And for the inauguration, I turn on one of the networks, and they show an empty field. And I’m like ‘wait a minute…’ I made a speech. I looked out, the field was… it looked like, what, a million? A million and a half people.” “…Biggest inauguration crowd ever, period.” “And then you accuse me of saying that climate change is a hoax invented by the Chinese to hurt the American economy. I never said that! I tweeted that, but then I deleted the tweet. So technically, I never said it. And the rain at my inauguration – you know, after I put my hand on the Bible – (the two Bibles actually, you check). And I started my speech, and I felt a few drops of rain. I thought ‘oh no, here we go.. we’ll just have to power through.’ But then the rain, it stopped. It was like a miracle. It’s like God looked down and said ‘No we’re not going to let it rain on this big speech.’ and yea and varily, did I put my hand out and the water did part like the Red Sea. Because I am not a very religious man, but I do have an enormous Messiah Complex.”
Okay, I will now take your questions, dear viewers. What a heartless question. You must have so much hate in your heart… nasty, nasty woman. My wife and my child okay, They are all alone in New York City, where my son is finishing his school year according to the wishes of his mother, and I respect that. So obviously the first chance I got to take a weekend off I jumped in my plane… and I played golf in Florida. OK? It’s obvious. What would you do? Next question Yes! Yes I guarantee there’s no problem in the finger department. You know very big, very… and in fact anyone can reach the button. For example, if you’re dining at my beautiful restaurant – Mar-a-lago, beautiful – you can reach right over, while you’re giving yourself a selfie with the nuclear football guy. And you can just give the button a little tickle. I’ll be back to take more of your questions in Part 2 of this press conference! In the meantime, if you have more questions for the Fake Trump, write them in the comments below. [Sarah Palin-style wink] SUBSCRIBE… mmmph…glrrb

16 thoughts on “Trump Press Conference Explained: “Mental Illness Bingo” | GSUSE

  1. CNN is FAKE news. Conspiracy abounds. CNN, NBC, CBS says there is a Russian under every bed, eating children's homework, and hacking the stop lights as I drive to work. Damned Russians – made my bread go mouldy in the frig

    This guy isn't funny is he

    JR

  2. Dear mr President, is it true that Steve Bannon has got his hand up your ass and if so, how many fingers is he currently holding up?

  3. With little notice, President Donald Trump recently signed an executive order that advocates say rolls back hard-fought victories for women in the workplace. Tuesday's "Equal Pay Day" β€” which highlights the wage disparity between men and women β€” is the perfect time to draw more attention to the president's action, activists say. On March 27, Trump revoked the 2014 Fair Pay and Safe Workplaces order then-President Barack Obama put in place to ensure that companies with federal contracts comply with 14 labor and civil rights laws. The Fair Pay order was put in place after a 2010 Government Accountability Office investigation showed that companies with rampant violations were being awarded millions in federal contracts. In an attempt to keep the worst violators from receiving taxpayer dollars, the Fair Pay order included two rules that impacted women workers: paycheck transparency and a ban on forced arbitration clauses for sexual harassment, sexual assault or discrimination claims. Noreen Farrell, director of the anti-sex discrimination law firm Equal Rights Advocates, said Trump went "on the attack against workers and taxpayers." "We have an executive order that essentially forces women to pay to keep companies in business that discrimination against them, with their own tax dollars," said Farrell. "It's an outrage." Out of the 50 worst wage theft violators that GAO examined between 2005-2009, 60 percent had been awarded federal contracts after being penalized by the Department of Labor's Wage and Hour Division. Similar violation rates were tracked through the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) and the National Labor Relations Board. Now isn't that order very consistent with the sexual criminal confessions we all heard not once. but on two separate occasions during the Axis Hollywood bus. previous to that during his interview with Howard Stern. Former prosecutor Gov. FBI director Giuliani. Said those audiotaped criminal confessions were nothing more than locker room talk. Not according to criminal psychologist brain specialist those audiotaped criminal confessions were much more consistent with a jailhouse confession from one inmate to another. Or a prison reminiscence from one convict to another who are living out there sentencing in protective custody, for sexual crimes are classified as the weakest form of criminal conduct. Not to mention any other prosecutor in the country would take two audiotaped criminal confessions as enough evidence to prosecute. And then when you have 14 witnesses come forward and validate everything that was on those audiotaped criminal confessions.Would be enough evidence to convince any judge of a conviction. Well any judge except for that desperate week insecure impulsive poor specimen of a female judge that goes on and on about how great it is being a submissive trumpet blower. And you wonder why America has the highest violent crime rate in the world. You wonder why America has the highest drug addiction alcohol dependency in the world. And you wonder why America has the most overfed undernourished people in existence. is not all gloom and doom. We can deal with this situation. As a people as physically fit mentally sound and spiritually balanced Americans. At the same time we are dealing with the situation in life. Subconsciously spiritually there souls and spirits are being implemented with, all the pain suffering disease sickness illness torment and hunger that has been allowed to occur over the years manifesting into what it is today. Thanks to incompetent ignorant reckless negligent criminal leaders supporters employees employers. And now going to get far worse if Donald Trump his submissive trumpet blowers desperately impulsive employees have their way. Now let us thank our heavenly father for allowing Ronald Reagan Donald Trump supporters followers employees like-minded people for subconsciously: coherently apparently volunteering their soul and spirit to function similar to an air purifier water filtration system steam cleaner rubber gloves sponge shield bedpan urinal ass wipes blowup doll. so forth and so on. Etc. etc. and that is the short list of how their souls and spirits are being treated. Before we get into how their souls and spirits are going to be implemented with all the pain suffering disease sickness illness torment and hunger that has occurred over the years manifesting into what it is today. Keep in mind my submissive trumpet blowers the soul and spirit can endour tens of thousands even millions of years worth of pain suffering disease sickness illness torment and hunger .that is just a sample Of the miraculous power of spirituality eternal authority that exist beyond your comprehension for your life cannot commonly comprehend things past your life's expectancy. Now I wish and pray for my soul and spirit to be held spiritually accountable to the statements I proclaim. I guarantee you will never hear another body leader person of legal authority ever validate the statements they proclaim with that level of certainty. If God the devil Lord Jesus or anyone else with true eternal power and authority over life and death. Felt differently about the statements on proclaiming the had four separate opportunities to keep me dead and silent. The bottom line is you're either part of the problem are part of the solution when it comes to equality between a man and a woman as well as respecting another persons physical freedom. See a dominant gentleman knows how to intelligently persuade passionately convincing a woman to have the desire to willingly want to share themselves romantically. your part of the problem are solution. Either way your being held spiritually accountable. One way comes with a pleasant form of rehabilitation physically mentally spiritually. And the other way is the opposite of the first way. Again I wish and pray for my soul and spirit to be held spiritually accountable to the statements I proclaim. I guarantee you will never hear another body leader person of legal authority ever validate the statements they proclaim with that level of certainty. One reason they don't know themselves therefore they have NO respect for themselves and can't respect others. Secondly is because they are not willing to hold themselves accountable to the way they live their life to the laws the put in place. For the laws the put in place will greatly influence whether you live and die Feeling accomplished being at peace. The bottom line is Donald Trump has been clinically diagnosed by criminal psychologist brain specialist! As being physically and mentally submissive, therefore his plan to stay on the top! Is by keeping the bottom sick week desperate and poor by recirculating dirty low-paying jobs that come from an outdated power source that has lived out its usefulness for it has been classified scientifically as petrified death! You cannot promote life by using a substance that diminishes the quality of our air water food and landscapes. Dirty low-paying jobs very few at that however will have a negative effect on hundreds of millions for only God knows how many generations dirty low-paying jobs that diminish the quality of our air water food and landscapes with the potential of causing environmental collapse just look at the BP oil spill. The man-made water crisis situation in Flint Michigan. The man-made water crisis situation in Camp Lejeune down in North Carolina. The fly ash spill that occurred from Duke Power in North Carolina. Those are a few examples….. Now a dominant gentleman or lady that knows how to demonstrate high-class sophistication which is femininity at its finest!! for it is raw wild naturally hard-core organically appealing truly captivating absolutely spiritually sought after by the gods and goddesses of the ancient royal elite…… knows the best way to stay on the top is by keeping the bottom confidently rising in the most efficient way that is humanly possible, allowing each generation to become stronger smarter healthier happier financially better off. For that possibility of a reality to come full circle. The people must have high paying clean jobs that used new technology. Allowing the people to fully utilize on advanced power sources. I am talking about clean high-paying jobs from coast-to-coast globally. That improve the quality of our air water food and landscapes. Clean high-paying jobs that will be available every day of the week every week of the month every month of the year. Throughout their life allowing them to have a retirement that they will be healthy and wealthy enough to enjoy.

  4. What is the purpose of Ivy League Universities, if no press members (@White House ) went to one? Make them celebrities, make them responsible for their own words and actions!
    Many of them are temps, interns, gargling statues or corrupt or blackmailed or hitt&runners. How about having 2 be changed every 6 months, so the public can make a comparison.

  5. If never was a 20 years old american president, how come I see 20 year old press correspondents? Is that matureΒ  or intelligent?
    If they do not take private bribes to be spiteful and mean, can I see their taxes and income by year online, too?
    Is this their first important assignement? How about having a web page dedicated to their C.V.s?

  6. No police man with incert record gets near the White House, why can these scribes keep their privileges? This administration has been harassed enough. Time to have intelligent press members. Test them for drugs and alcohol — tell them, and see how many are sober or run for the hills.

  7. HOW HAVE MADE OUR GOV TO BECOME OUR GOD AND HOW HAVE MADE MR OBAMA BECOME OUR GOD? GOV'T WILL KNOW WERE WE ALL OUR AT ALL THE TIME IF YOU TAKE THE RIFD CHIP'S AND THEY WILL KNOW WANT YOU OUR DOING AT ALL THE TIME AND YOU DO NOT WANT THE GOV ARE OBAMA TO KNOW WERE WE ALL AT ALL THE TIME AND YOU DO NOT WANT THEM TOO KNOW WANT WE ALL OUR DOING AND THIS RIFD CHIP'S IS THE RIFD CHIP'S IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL IT WILL CAUSE US ALL TOO FALL DOWN INTO HELL WERE IS VERY WORSE PAIN'S AT ALL THE TIME AND THERE WILL NOT BE A WAY OUT FROM HELL IF YOU DO GET THERE AND YOU MUST NOT GET THE RIFD CHIP'S AND WE ALL MUST KEEP OUR FAITH AND HOPE IN THE ONE TRUTH JESUS OUR GOD AND THERE IS A FALSE JESUS IS IN THE WOULD TOO DAY AND THERE IS A FALSE GOD IN THE WOULD TOO DAY AND THEY WILL PUT US ALL INTO THE FALSE CAMP'S WERE THEY WILL KILL US ALL AND WE WILL GET THE NEW BODY AND WE ALL WILL GO INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD!
    TALKING IN TONGUES

    MIKE PENCE DO NOT HAVING ANY MENTAL ILLNESS HEARING VOICES IS COMING FROM JESUS AND THIS IS IN THE KING JAMES BIBLE AND APOSTOLIC LIGHTHOUSE CHURCH IS VERY TRUTH CHURCH'S AND IN THE KING JAMES BIBLE PEOPLE'S DO TALKING IN TONGUES THIS IS IN THE KING JAMES BIBLE AND CAN HAVE PRAYER TOO JESUS AND JESUS MAY TALK BACK TOO YOU AND GAVE YOU THE ANSWER AND ABOUT TALKING TONGUES IS VERY GOOD AND THERE IS PEOPLE'S DO KNOW ABOUT JESUS AND SOME OF THE PEOPLE'S TURN THERE BACK ON THE ONE TRUTH JESUS AND SOME OF THERE IS LIVING FOR THE ONE TRUTH JESUS DO HAVE THE GAVE FROM GOD AND THERE IS FALSE PEOPLE'S IN THE WOULD SAYING THEY OUR THE ONE WE ALL OUR LOOKING FOR AND HE ARE SHE IS JESUS ARE GOD AND THEY FALSE GOD ARE FALSE JESUS WILL SAND ALL THE PEOPLE''S TOO FALL DOWN INTO HELL! READ KING JAMES BIBLE ACT 2: 1-40 BOOK OF JOHN , PEOPLE'S IS LIVING IN SIN'S IS SIN'S AND THERE OUR NO SIN'S IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD! I AM RICHARD WHITTINGTON IN BANGOR MAINE

    TRUMP HAVING MENTAL AND MENTALLY PROBLEMS HE WAS HERE TO SEE ME IN 2017 AS I COME BACK HOME AND I DID SEE HIM AT MY DOOR AND GOING BACK TOO HIS CAR AND HE DID SEE ME AND HE DID DRIVER AWAY FROM ME IF IT WAS SOME THEY WOOD COME BACK TOO MY HOME BUT HE DID NOT AND HIS CAR WAS GOLD , I AM MR. RICHARD WHITTINGTON 183 HAMMOND STREET APT 2 BANGOR MAINE 04401 WANT I AM SAYING IS TRUTH ! I DID COME BACK HOME AS I DID SEE MR TRUMP AT ME DOOR OF MY HOME AND AS HE COME BACK DOWN MY RAMP AND I WAS SO HAPPY AND CROWD TOO SEE HIM AND HE SAID HE GOT MY LETTER I DID SAND HIM AND DID GO BACK TOO HIS GOLD CAR AND HE ASK ME TOO COME OVER TOO HIS CAR AND JESUS DID TELL ME DO NOT GO OVER TOO HIS GOLD CAR AND GO TOO YOUR APT AND MR TRUMP DID GOT BACK INTO HIS CAR AND HE DID DRIVER AWAY FROM ME AND HE DID COME BACK TOO MY APT AND I DID SAND A LETTER TO SAND ME A LETTER TELLING ME WANT IS THE DATE AND TIME YOU OUR TOO CALL ME ARE COME TOO SEE ME AND HE DID NOT DO THIS AND HE DID CALL ME AND MY CELL PHONE WAS VERY LOW CHARGE BATTERY EACH TIME HE DID CALL ME AND THE SAME FOR MR MIKE PENCE

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