Inside a Man’s Brain


>>OH, SORRY.
>>HI, HANDS. OH MAN, I NEED A GOOD PICK UP LINE.
>>WE’LL HELP YOU.>>WHO ARE YOU?
>>WE’RE THE DIFFERENT PARTS OF YOUR PSYCHE.>>YEAH, AND YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE US. SEE?
THROW THIS WRENCH. WHAT?
>>OW! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
>>IT SLIPPED.>>OH.
>>HOW DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?>>I’M YOUR IMPULSIVE SIDE.
>>WAIT, THERE’S A GIRL IN MY BRAIN?>>I’M WHAT YOU IMAGINE ME TO BE YOUR FEMININE SIDE. I’M THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU EAT WHEN YOU’RE SAD AND DANCE WHENEVER YOU HEAR KATY PERRY.
>>HEY, DON’T TELL THAT TO THAT THE OTHER PARTS OF MY BRAIN.
>>SORRY.>>AND WHY IS THE MONOPOLY MAN HERE?
>>GO TO JAIL YOU COMMIES.>>HE’S YOUR BELLIGERENT SIDE.
>>YEAH, BUT WHY THE MONOPOLY MAN?>>IT’S YOUR HEAD.
YOU TELL US.>>AND I’M YOUR COOL SIDE.
>>OH COOL.>>BUT I’M ONLY COOL INSIDE YOUR HEAD. ALL MY IDEAS SOUND REALLY BAD WHEN YOU SAY THEM OUT LOUD.>>AND I’M YOUR PRACTICAL SIDE, BUT NOBODY REALLY LISTENS TO ME.>>GET OUT OF HERE PRACTICALITY!
>>HEY COME ON!>>THERE’S NO PLACE FOR YOU IN THE MALE MIND.
>>OKAY, GUYS, I JUST NEED A PICK UP LINE. GIRL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>>OKAY, YOU GO UP TO HER AND YOU TELL HER THAT YOU THINK
SHE IS A SLAMMIN’ HOTTIE AND THAT HER BRAIN IS USELESS.>>WHAT? NO, A GIRL IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT.
>>OH, I’M SORRY OKAY? I’M NOT A REAL GIRL.
I’M JUST YOUR MAN BRAIN PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF WOMEN BRA!
>>BLASTED WOMEN, THEY SLOW THE ECONOMY WITH THEIR HAIR DRYERS AND LEG WARMERS.>>NO, NO, NO.
I CAN DO THIS. WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE?
THEY LIKE SPARKLES AND…>>OKAY, YOU’RE USELESS– IMPULSIVE DUDE, ANY IDEAS?>>YEAH, TOUCH HER HAIR.
>>WHAT? WHEW.
WHEW. HOW DO YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?
>>I’M YOUR IMPULSES. DO A LITTLE DANCE.
>>WHAT?>>NO.
>>SLAP YOURSELF IN THE FACE.>>AH!
>>LICK THIS BATTERY.>>OKAY, NO, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO THAT.
>>GOOD BOY. TAKE A COOKIE.
>>WHAT?>>ARE YOU STEALING THAT?
>>NO.>>GET A HAIR CUT HIPPIE.
>>HEY GUYS WE’RE GETTING DISTRACTED. BACK TO THE GIRL.
>>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO? YOU’RE GOING TO WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AND
YOU’RE GOING TO SAY, SUN AND MOON AND STARS AND SKY–
HEY BABY, ♪♪ WHAT YOU WANT. ♪♪>>OH THAT DOES SOUND REALLY COOL IN MY HEAD.
>>RIGHT?>>DON’T SAY IT OKAY?
IT’LL SOUND TERRIBLE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
>>SHUT IT WOMAN.>>I’M NOT A WOMAN DUDE!
>>SHUT IT DUDE-WOMAN, WHAT IS SHE?>>I DON’T KNOW.
>>OKAY FINE. HOW ABOUT THIS TASTY TREAT.
YOU’RE GOING TO SAY, “YOUR EYES ARE…” SHE’LL LOVE IT.
>>YEAH, I DON’T KNOW.>>RIP OPEN YOUR SHIRT AND RUN TO HER.
>>YEAH, DANG IT IMPULSIVE!>>TAKE HER TO PARK PLACE AND TELL HER SHE’S FAT.>>OKAY, SHUT UP ALL OF YOU.
I’M JUST GOING TO THINK OF SOMETHING ON MY FEET OKAY? HEY, WHOA.
>>HI!>>SUN, AND MOON, AND STARS AND SKY.
HEY BABY, HEY WHAT YOU WANT?>>YEAH, OKAY.
>>OH! OH! LET’S GO GET PANCAKES!
>>OKAY!

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